Jokes, Jokes and More Jokes


Boy, wouldn't you hate to be this guy?!
His co-worker is about to pop a paper bag behind him while he is working on diffusing a bomb.
Boy, wouldn't you hate to be this guy?! His co-worker is about to pop a paper bag behind him while he is working on diffusing a bomb
Airplanes:
35,000 feet
Air Traffic Control CAN be fun
Fast Flight
Would You Buy this Used Jet?
Fooling with the Tower - Added on 04/Dec/2001
Tempur Tantrum - Added on 09/May/2002
Overbooked Flight - Added on 12/Jul/2003

Animals:
How to Bathe a Cat
British Telephone
Burial Blues
Eating Bald Eagle
Teenagers are Like Cats - Added on 11/Oct/2001
New Dog Breeds - Added on 21/Mar/2002
Vet Visit - Added on 09/May/2002
Cat Quotes - Added on 16/Jan/2003
Cat In Heaven - Added on 16/Jan/2003
Bullfighters - Added on 29/Jan/2003

Blondes:
Girlfriend Remote - Added on 08/Sept/2001
Green Side Up! - Added on 26/Nov/2001
How Long Do You Need Those Boards? - Added on 26/Nov/2001
Defective Nails - Added on 26/Nov/2001
Comfortable - Added on 15/Jan/2002
Don't Step Out of the Car - Added on 22/Jan/2002
Warning for Blondes - Added on 15/Feb/2002
Blonde Wallpaper - Added on 26/Mar/2002
Blonde Dents - Added on 26/Mar/2002
Blonde Detectives - Added on 31/Mar/2002
Smart Blonde - Added on 18/Apr/2002
Postcard from Blonde - Added on 01/May/2002
Burglary at Blonde's House - Added on 01/May/2002
Blonde One-Liners - Added on 08/May/2002
Emergency Roadside Kit - Added on 29/May/2002
Blonde Using Dishwasher? - Added on 17/Dec/2002
Blonde in Front of a Mirror - Added on 17/Dec/2002

Bumper Stickers:
Difficult to Fail - Added on 18/Apr/2002
Over 50 - Added on 28/May/2002
Fig Newton - Added on 28/May/2002
Creative Genius - Added on 29/May/2002

College Life:
Ground Rules for College
Hot or Cold?
How to Change a Light Bulb - Virginia College Student Style - Added on 06/Sept/2001
College Habits to Bring Home - Added on 06/Sept/2001
How to Finish an Exam - Added on 06/Sept/2001
College is Like Preschool - Added on 12/Mar/2002

Computers:
Lessons Learnt
Tech Support
Tech Support - Page 2
Trouble with WordPerfect
Soothe my Guilt
Technology for Country Folks
Computer Users Bible - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Jesus Saves - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Toasters - Added on 27/Apr/2002
Security Flaws - Added on 16/Dec/2002

Construction:
Green Side Up! - Added on 26/Nov/2001
How Long Do You Need Those Boards? - Added on 26/Nov/2001
Defective Nails - Added on 26/Nov/2001
Blonde Wallpaper - Added on 26/Mar/2002

Country Folks:
Hickophone Language
Lessons Learnt
Technology for Country Folks
Miracle - Added on 24/Dec/2001
Comfortable - Added on 15/Jan/2002
About the Midwest - Added on 25/Apr/2002

Darwin Awards:
1997 Darwin Awards
1998 Darwin Awards
1999 Darwin Awards
2000 Darwin Awards
2001 Darwin Awards

Embarrassing Moments:
Embarrassing Moments
Ferrari Vs. Moped
Red Faced Moments
Movie Theater Mayham - Added on 18/Jan/2002
Warning for Blondes - Added on 15/Feb/2002
Ugly Woman - Added on 15/May/2002
How are You? - Added on 29/May/2002
Secret - Rated R - Added on 21/Jun/2002
Drunk Driver - Rated PG-13 - Added on 26/Nov/2002
Notes to Milkman - Added on 23/Jan/2003
Little Johnny at the Bank - Added on 31/Jan/2003
I'm Not Drunk like Tinkle Peep - Added on 29/May/2003

Government Bureaucracies:
Firewood
Would You Want to Work for THIS Company?
Write Two Letters - Added on 13/Dec/2001
Ten Ways to Annoy Cops - Added on 03/Apr/2002
American Politics - Added on 08/May/2002
Governmentium - Added on 4/Feb/2003

Health:
Blood Test
I'm So Tired
Lingerie
Psychiatric Hotline
Skin Graft
Funeral for Cardiologist - Added on 27/Sep/2001
Mechanic & Surgeon - Added on 04/Dec/2001
Five Surgeons - Added on 04/Dec/2001
Asylum Patients at a Baseball Game - Added on 06/Jan/2002
Annual Checkup - Added on 27/Feb/2002
Don't Let Kids Eat Turkey Sandwiches - Added on 03/Mar/2002
Dentist Visit - Added on 27/Mar/2002
Pregnant Teen - Added on 17/Apr/2002
Bra Sizes - Added on 26/Apr/2002
Pyramid - Added on 30/Apr/2002
Signs of PMS - Added on 24/Jun/2002
Sunburned Man - Added on 13/Dec/2002
New Drugs for Women - Added on 16/Dec/2002
Groups of Doctors - Added on 16/Dec/2002
You Know You Need to Diet When... - Added on 31/Jan/2003
The Rules of Chocolate - Added on 23/Mar/2003
AIDS Carriers - Added on 03/Apr/2003

Languages:
Alliterations
Foreign Expressions with a twist
Hickophone Language
Yodeling
New Definitions - Added on 05/Oct/2001
Deja... - Added on 22/Oct/2001
Headline Bloopers - Added on 19/Apr/2002
Oxymorons - Added on 09/Jan/2003

Lists:
19 things to do in a Bathroom stall
How to Tell Where A Driver is From
Appropriate Times to use the "F" word
Job Descriptions
Ponderables
20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Fun at Wal-Mart
Things I Wish I Knew
Useless Thoughts - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Funny Thoughts - Added on 26/Feb/2002
You Might be from a Small Town - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books - Added 27/Apr/2002
Fractured Christmas Carols - Added on 17/Dec/2002
The Four Stages of Life - Added on 17/Dec/2002
You Know You Need to Diet When... - Added on 31/Jan/2003
Random Women Thoughts - Added on 19/Feb/2003
More Definitions - Added on 16/May/2003

Military:
Fooling with the Tower - Added on 04/Dec/2001
Write Two Letters - Added on 13/Dec/2001
Snow Bound - Added on 31/Jan/2002
Navy Navigation - Added on 31/Jan/2002
Kill a Marine? - Added on 27/Feb/2002
Navy Roll Call - Added on 12/Mar/2002

North & South
You Might be a Yankee... - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Never hear a Southerner Say - Added on 06/Sept/2001

Phone Solicitors
Get Rid of Solicitors
AT & T Telemarketer - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Telemarketer Repellant - Added on 14/Mar/2002

Relationships:
Upgrade Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear John
Gender Giggles
Great Reasons to be a Guy
Upgrade Girlfriend 8.0 to Wife 1.0
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Harsh Things to Say to a Man - Rated R
Lingerie
Skin Graft
Tips about Men for Women
Differences between Men & Women - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Men are Like... - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Things Girls Should Know - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Girlfriend Remote - Added on 08/Sept/2001
Lamaze Class - Added on 10/Sept/2001
New Home - Added on 28/Sept/2001
Teenagers are Like Cats - Added on 11/Oct/2001
Horrible Fight - Added on 23/Oct/2001
Borrow your Ladder? - Added on 13/Nov/2001
The Rules for Men - Added on 08/Dec/2001
Good Girls / Bad Girls - Rated PG-13 - Added on 04/Jan/2002
Don't Step Out of the Car - Added on 22/Jan/2002
Marketing 101 - Added on 15/Feb/2002
Perfect Guy - Added on 14/Mar/2002
Britney Spears Website - Added on 26/Mar/2002
Blonde Wallpaper - Added on 26/Mar/2002
Blonde Dents - Added on 26/Mar/2002
Fourth Husband - Added on 08/Apr/2002
Pregnant Teen - Added on 17/Apr/2002
Pickup Lines & Responses - Added on 02/May/2002
Helpful Mom - Added on 09/May/2002
Tempur Tantrum - Added on 09/May/2002
Women are Attracted to Men... - Added on 03/Jun/2002
Fisherman's Tale - Added on 05/Jun/2002
Signs of PMS - Added on 24/Jun/2002
Words Women Use - Added on 19/Nov/2002
Peeping Tom - Added on 05/Dec/2002
Phone Call to Housewife - Added on 21/Jan/2003
Phone Call at Club - Added on 29/Jan/2003
First Date Gone Bad - Added on 6/Feb/2003
At the Post Office on Valentine's Day - Added on 14/Feb/2003
The King's Decision - Added on 18/Feb/2003
Hangover - Added on 6/Mar/2003
Computer Games - Added on 11/Mar/2003
Hundred Camels - Added on 20/Mar/2003

Religion:
Burial Blues
Golden Heavens
Guidence Sought
Hot or Cold?
Pastoral Search
REAL Church Signs - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Jesus Saves - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Funeral for Cardiologist - Added on 27/Sept/2001
105 Year Old Man - Added on 11/Dec/2001
Where is Jesus? - Added on 06/Jan/2002
Proper Burial - Added on 19/Mar/2002
Jesus & Moses - Added on 24/Apr/2002
In the Beginning... - Added on 27/Apr/2002

School Days:
Little Johnie isn't being Challenged
Notes to School from Parents
Ground Rules for College
Lake Region High School Gets a Shock
My Resignation as an Adult
Teacher in Court - Added on 14/Nov/2001
Kindergarten Gifts - Added on 04/Dec/2001
Don't Let Kids Eat Turkey Sandwiches - Added on 03/Mar/2002
Difficult to Fail - Added on 18/Apr/2002
Math Homework - Added on 25/Apr/2002
American Politics - Added on 08/May/2002
Arithmetic Lesson - Added on 15/May/2002
High School Homework Policy - Added on 17/Dec/2002
Local High School Voicemail - Added on 19/Feb/2003
John's Tag - Added on 11/Mar/2003

Signs:
Newspaper Ads
Newspaper Ads - Page 2
REAL Church Signs - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Signs of the Times
For Sale - Old Ford Tractor - Added on 03/Jan/2002
Headline Bloopers - Added on 19/Apr/2002
Not Hallmark Cards - Added on 17/May/2002
Over 50 - Added on 28/May/2002
Notices - Added on 2/Mar/2003

Work:
Recommendation Letters - Added on 05/Oct/2001
Worked Myself to Death - Added on 16/Nov/2001
Folks that Give 110 Percent - Added on 25/Mar/2002
Annoy your Co-Workers - Added on 17/Apr/2002
Engineer's Terms - Added on 27/Apr/2002
Performance Evaluations - Added on 27/Apr/2002
Project Managers - Added on 31/May/2002
My Jobs - Added on 20/Jun/2002
Office Illnesses - Added on 23/Jan/2003
Three Workers - Added on 27/Feb/2003


Other Jokes:
French Horn
About Money
Dumb Robbers - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Good Answer - Added on 06/Sept/2001
I've Learned - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Not Mother Goose - Rated PG - Added on 06/Sept/2001
Bad Day Golfing - Added on 05/Oct/2001
Elementary, My Dear Watson - Added on 22/Jan/2002
Rindercella - Added on 27/Apr/2002
Power Wheels - Added on 29/Apr/2002
Small Town Move - Added on 22/May/2002
Traffic Stop - Added on 19/Dec/2002
Metric Conversions - Added on 3/Feb/2003
What your Car says about you - Added on 12/Feb/2003
Mercedes Driver's Test - Added on 2/Mar/2003
At the Diner - Added on 12/Jul/2003

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