35,000 ft.

I was on this plane once, and I'm sittin' there and the Captain gets on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 ft," but then he puts the mike down and he forgets to turn it off. So he turns to the copilot, and he's like, "You know, all I could use right now is a fucking blowjob and a cup of coffee." So this stewardess goes bombing up from the back of the plane, to tell him the microphone's still on. This guy in the back of the plane's like, "Hey Hon, Don't forget the coffee!"

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