burglesque: A poorly planned break-in.
dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
glibido: All talk and no action.
hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.