Annual Checkup
Dave went into Doctor Miller's office for his annual checkup, and the Doctor asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doctor that he found it real strange how his suit must've shrunk just sittin' in his closet, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
Doctor Miller said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Dave."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doctor Miller, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Dave asked.
"Furniture Disease, Dave, is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts slidin' down into your drawers."