How many Virginia College students does it take to change a light bulb?

William and Mary: Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
Old Dominion: Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Mary Washington: The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on weekends.
UVA: One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
James Madison: None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity yet.
VCU: None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
Eastern Mennonite: Two, one to hold the candle and the other to strike the flint
Christopher Newport: None, no one knows about the school so they just sit around in the dark
George Mason: Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at NOVA
Washington and Lee: Four, one to change the bulb and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.
Mary Baldwin: Four, one to change the bulb and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.
U. of Richmond: Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Hollins: None, that's what maids are for.
Longwood: none, the Farmville SUPER-Wal-mart has fluorescent lighting
Hampden Sydney: Five, one to actually change the light bulb, and four to figure out how this could help them get some Longwood girls to come over.
Radford: just one, but it takes six years.
Virginia Tech: Three, one to change the bulb and three to discuss how they bet they did it just as well as UVA students.

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