Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies
- A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED
- We are still pissing in the wind.
- . EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM
- We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
- CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION
- MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
- It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.
- CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
- We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
- PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE
- The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
- TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING
- We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
- THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED
- The only person who understood the thing quit.
- IT IS IN THE PROCESS
- It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
- WE WILL LOOK INTO IT
- Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
- PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL
- Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
- GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING
- We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.
- GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION
- I can't wait to hear this bull!
- SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS
- Come into my office, I'm lonely.
- ALL NEW
- Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
- RUGGED
- LIGHTWEIGHT
- YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
- ENERGY SAVING
- Achieved when the power switch is off.
- LOW MAINTENANCE
- Impossible to fix if broken.
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