Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.
Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. ONE........He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's a gift to women?
A. Exchange him.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how it works.
Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A. "My wife says..."
Q. Why did God create man before woman?
A. Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.