These are supposedly real headlines from various newspapers. You be the judge.
Regardless they are still funny.
March Planned For Next August
Blind Bishop Appointed To See
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives Police The Slip
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death's Door -- Doctors Pull Him Through
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest
Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Autos Killing 110 a Day -- Let's Resolve to Do Better
20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years