Little John was headed to school one morning when his mother stopped him and said, "The neck tag on your shirt is hanging out."
Little John said, "I know, it's a fad me and some of the guys started."
Day in and day out, the tag at the back of his neck would stick out. Little John persisted with this new style until one morning his mother said, "I can't stand it! Every time I see that, I want to fix it for you." She gently tucked the tag in place and rumpled his hair.
Then John smiled slyly and said, "Yeah, all the girls do."