Technology for Country Folk...

  1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
  2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
  3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
  4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
  5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
  6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
  7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
  8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
  9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
  10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
  11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
  12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
  13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
  14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
  15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
  16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
  17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
  18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
  19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
  20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
  21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
  22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
  23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
  24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
  25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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