Things Guys Think Girls Should Know
- We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
- No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
- We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
- Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
- Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
- We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
- Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
- If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
- We never shave our legs. Get over it.
- NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
- Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
- When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
- We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
- What does PMS stand for?
- We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
- Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
- You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
- We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
- Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
- Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
- Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
- Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
- Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
- PMS is not an excuse.
- If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
- Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
- And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....and maybe....oh never mind.
- And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
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